"WHATCHU GOT AGAINST CAMBODIAN PEOPLE?!"

You guys! You guys!
Some people are confused. I was telling people about my Cambodian background in Chem., and they believed me. x) Especially Deaj, who's gonna start calling me "Cambodia" now because I turned around when she yelled it.

Deaj: CAMBODIA!
Me: *turns head*
Celine: LOLZ~
Deaj: WTF? Why'd you turn around?
Me: Because I thought you called me?!
Deaj: No forrealz, are you Cambodian? 'Cause I swear I've been thinking you were Filipino.
Me: Yeah.
Deaj: No, really.
Me: YES, really. My mom is the biggest FOB in the world. She speaks Khmai and she's from the Khmer tribe.
Deaj: Really?!
Me: Yes, Deaj. -_____-
Deaj: Wait... NUH-UH! Cambodian people have light skin, don't they?
Me: Yeah, some. That's so stereotypical, though.
Deaj: SO YOU'RE NOT CAMBODIAN!!!!!!!
Me: YES, I AM.~

Later...
Deaj: MR. DYSON! MR. DYSON! CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION?!
Dyson: ... Is it appropriate?
Deaj: Well... uh, it's not bad. Aren't Cambodian people light-skinned?
Dyson: I don't know! Why would I know?
Deaj: Heidi says they're not light-skinned.
Dyson: Well, I know they're not bitter and----
Deaj: WHATCHU GOT AGAINST CAMBODIAN PEOPLE?!

This is gonna be my scandal of the year, I swear. x)